One question a get a lot regarding my home detox is “How do you clean your toilet without chemicals?”
For years I used to think I needed to assault my commode with a deadly concoction of chemical cleaners. I think my signature cocktail used to be some overly concerned mixture of 409, Scrubbing Bubbles and Comet.
Gah. I scare myself.
Baking soda and vinegar are all I use these days get that puppy sparkling.
Of course, there is more than one way to clean a toilet naturally, but I’m going to give you the simplest and most effective version. ‘Cause I really don’t need any additional reasons to avoid cleaning the toilet.
First, I grab my giant bag of baking soda from Costco.
I scoop a generous 1/4 cup right into the toilet bowl. I s’pose you don’t have to use that much, but I like to.
I try to sprinkle it around so that it sticks to the sides of the bowl a bit.
Then, I grab my giant bottle of vinegar and pour a couple of bountiful glugs right on top of my baking soda. No measurement here folks, just pure generosity.
The mixture should get all bubbly and fizzy like a science project. (Ooooooooooo.)
Don’t be scared. It’s all-natural ‘n stuff.
For a little extra disinfectant power, you can add a few drops of tea tree oil right into the bowl. (I ordered this one from Mountain Rose Herbs, but you can also get it on Amazon.com). It’s not a must, but will boost the disinfecting power of the vinegar a bit.
Now I let it set for 5-10 minutes while I run off and do other things.
Usually, I take this time to wipe down the outside of the toilet with all-purpose cleaner. I spray it on the seat and let it set for a bit while I clean the rest of the toilet.
Again, if you want a little extra disinfecting power, you can add a few drops of tea tree oil to the all-purpose cleaner as well. (If you’re going to do this, you should technically use glass spray bottles because the essential oil can break down the plastic over time. I don’t have glass bottles, but I add EO to my plastic spray bottles anyways….because well, I’m a rebel like that.)
When my 5-10 minutes are up, I grab my toilet brush and give the bowl a real good scrubbing. You might have to repeat the process if you have a super icky toilet that hasn’t had much attention lately. Mine gets cleaned at least every two weeks, so once will get the job done. (It’s our only bathroom, so this toilet sees 100% of our bathroom traffic).
Now enjoy your sparkling clean toilet, you domestic goddess. (Or god, we don’t discriminate here).
Now I know what you’re going to say:
“HUFF. Your toilet isn’t even dirty! Your life is perfect.”
Duh, no…and no. (Did you really think I was going to post pictures of my dirty toilet all over Pinterest?)
Lest you think me overly crunch, you need to know that I don’t always clean my toilet naturally.
Folks, there are few things in the world that will send me into militant sanitary mode faster than someone tossing their cookies in my vicinity, or specifically, my bathroom. When it comes to threats of gastroenteritis, you can forget cute, labeled bottles of vinegar and tea tree oil. I break out the big guns: liquid chlorine bleach, foo’.
That’s right. My home has technically been detoxed, if you don’t count the bottle of emergency bleach in my garage.
If there has been throw-up in my toilet, I will not, I repeat, I will not hesitate to rapidly annihilate those foul Norovirus germs with a generous, caustic dose of bleach from my emergency stash. Oh-ho-ho, yes. YOU. WILL. DIE.
(Norovirus is a germ that has proven resistant to almost all means of elimination aside from a bleach solution.)
We-hell then. On to happier times.
It really is amazing what good ol’ vinegar and baking soda can do for a well-loved commode!
Take your toxic toilet cleaners to a nearby hazardous waste facility this weekend and replace them with vinegar and baking soda. More room in your cabinet, and less of your budget spent on cleaners. (Keep an emergency stash of bleach if you must…and I MUST.)
Pretty cool, huh? Did you know that you only need four inexpensive ingredients to keep your house clean? In case you were on a roll, here are some other easy, DIY cleaning recipes:
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Simply Amazing DIY Granite Cleaner
All-Purpose and Glass Cleaner
How to Clean A Glass-Ceramic Stovetop Naturally
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